How to waste your time?

Ans: by arguing facts which are already there, with a dog.

Explaination: Compared with a dog, a human has a more complex and developed brain. Humans master more skills -- motor skills, communication skills, emotional skills etc compared to the canine. Humans have the ability to analyze things when they need to carefully. When there is a problem, humans think of the causes of it. What can be done, and where to compromise. Humans will then prepare a speech on the best way to make their stands clear.

 Humans have a higher emotional intelligence, they know how to show empathy as much as one could possibly give. They know that, by showing it compared with aggressiveness, the discussion would turn out to be a more diplomatic, fair, or at least a pleasant one.

Every human would go through an evolution in their life. From a clueless baby, to a chattering, energetic toddler.. the older human gets, the more human learns and of course, the more the brain expands. As human grows, human is taught that one should not exhibit barbaric behavior, say please and thank yous instead of making demands, and speak in a soft tone instead of screaming and shouting.

But a dog has a very simplified brain. What stimuli the dog receives is processed by the brain very differently from humans. Also, because of the construction of the dog's brain, poor doggie does not have the ability to understand simple reasons. Dogs don't need to go to school, get a college degree, and find a job to sustain one self. Being so into their own world, the dog would just do whatever the hell it wants to do. Bite off your shoes, push you away from your bed, and also taking a shit on your carpet.

"NO! BAD DOG!"

Doggie might have heard it many times but it just doesn't understand. It just spends the rest of the day howling and thinking.. where did I go wrong? I just want to poop. It is my nature. I am bored and I wanna find something to do. Why must I been told off? Why I just can't get the beef jerky I love? FUCK YOU I AM A DOG, NO MATTER WHAT I DO IN THE END YOU WILL NEED TO CLEAN MY SHIT UP ANYWAY. BECAUSE FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, THATS WHY.


Since dog can neither comprehend or compromise what human has to say, it will just bark, bark and bark. No matter how benificial or peace making your point might be, the barks will just go on, and it turns sharper and louder. Translation: DO YOU THINK I GIVE TWO FUCKS? FUCKS ARE NOT GIVEN. CAN YOU BARK BITCH? YOU CAN'T SO I AM THE BOSS HERE. PERIOD.

In the end, nothing is solved, and your life is still attached to the problem.

Yeah this weird post pretty much sums up what happened to the useless discussion we had today.

p/s: shortest post among all haha
pp/s: Beijing trip cancelled. Aunt is too disappointed with who I really am and "can't stand my face." On the bright side this means that can save first snow w bull :D