Watched Together, a movie from HK starring the seemly immortal looking Michelle Chen.
The movie is not bad, you get a balance of everything, humor, sadness and fap moment whenever Angelababy appears. Oooh, and also a good view of a Chanel haul. :3 :3 :3 I think cow got a bit annoyed when I ooh-ed at her cruise collection bags :X Pssst, I think her tits are starting to sag though ._. First world problems for having huge tits hmm... Stupid cow also kept pointing at me when the forever alone guy criticizes her for being materialistic -___- Really? -__- After 9 months Y U STILL NO UNDERSTAND ME huhuhuuu T__T
There are 2 main stories in the movie:
(1) Jojo (Michelle Chen) 's fiance ran away on the wedding day and she got into a car accident and a police man saved her. However, Jojo suffers from chronic memory loss while the police man suffers from a condition which paralyses his facial expressions, leaving him poker faced all the time. (Fun fact: this condition REALLY exists. You can see this on depressed people anyway. ) He has a hot girlfriend who always travel around for work and of course, she isn't happy that he couldn't smile. Michelle Chen and Donnie Yen looks a bit mismatched together based purely on looks and the movies they starred in .___. Impossibly innocent high school sweetheart X Legendary martial arts fighter. Put that in your head lol. And his ex played by Christina something is too slutty for him ._.
Or maybe that's his preference like how Jacky Chan ALWAYS end up with girls young enough to be his daughter. :3
(2) Forever alone police man who is obsessed with pork chop rice meets material freak (Angelababy). Material girl has it all-- a look which can ignite boners, good brains and a decent job... But materialism is her main weakness. They met each other through some Iphone app and the story goes on... She also deals with her cunning boss who always tries to impress her with all the things he has, (and make you feel like kicking his balls) expecially his Lambo sports car. Eeeeeew. Why Bosco Wong is chosen to play this role? So... douchebaggery. So not Bosco Wong IMHO :X
First story is definitely the most interesting one because it is something different among the other romance movies. No one would expect any chemistry between a girl with a memory capacity of a 500mb memory card (quoted from the movie haha) and an physically emotionless man.
I think that the whole movie will be much much, much more interesting if at least one character comes from a poor family. Everyone is rich in the movie, therefore being rich = less obstacles = more time for all the shit in the world = guaranteed sacrifices= less suspense = less romance. If let's say Jojo is poor and no one could pay for her brain operation, we might get to see more tear jerking sacrifices from someone close to her. If Angelababy actually got bankrupt (even though she deserves it) , you can be gloating over the scene where all her Pradas, Chanel and LVs are being moved out from her princessy closet as she burst into tears. Isn't that much thrilling? LOL
Oh, the movie will be less irritating if they reduce the sound effects -__- Come on, your viewers should have the ability to feel the scene themselves, no need for too many unnecessary piano tones and violin music -__-
Can say that it is really enjoyable to watch overall. :3 AND FOR ONCE, A MOVIE WHICH HAS A PROPER ENDING, WHERE CONCLUSIONS ARE ALL GIVEN TO ALL SITUATIONS OMG.
Just to keep this place alive and happier so kthxbai
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